(The Participation Show)
Hello, I'm Song Yeonggil the comedian.
We'll be picking one of you in the audience
and make you into the female lead of a drama.
Raise your hand if you want to be a drama lead!
So many volunteers.
The one in the pink sweater.
Come on up.
Hi, my name is Sunhae.
My surname is Cheong.
I'm Cheong Sunhae!
Today is the day of the Gag High School's field day.
But who am I going to do the couples dance with?
Oh! Here come the guys in my class.
- Hey, did you study for English? / - Yeah.
You're only good at English.
Hey.
The prettiest girl in our school.
It's Cheong Sunhae.
Hold on.
Hey, Sunhae...
If it's okay with you...
Do you want to be partners with me
for the couples dance contest?
I practiced the mask dance
to dance with you.
Hold on...
A mask...
This is yours. Take it.
And this one's mine.
They're smiling masks.
Let me put mine on.
Put yours on.
This is hard for me too.
This isn't just embarrassing for you.
I'm a person too.
I'll put mine on first.
You put yours on.
Come on.
Put on a smiling mask. Not an Oh Nami mask.
Hey!
What's your problem?
A mask dance? Oh, please.
These days, hip hop is in.
- Hip hop? / - Yeah.
Sunhae.
Let's put hats on...
And do a hip hop dance!
Dance with me.
Hold on!
Why is your lower body so weak?
Geez!
Forget hip hop.
We'll dance to something passionate.
Let's dance to Latin music.
Latin?
Bite down on this.
Cue the music.
♪ Havana ♪
♪ Half of my heart is in Havana ♪
♪ Banana and one milk ♪
- ♪ Banana ♪ / - Stop it with that lame joke!
Hold on.
I think you all want to be partners with Sunhae.
- Right. / - Sunhae, you decide.
We'll do the same dance.
You pick the one who danced the best
as your partner.
- Alright. / - Ready?
Why is it so fast?
- What the... / - What is this?
This is not fast.
This is no sweat.
Cue the music.
So fast!
He's so fast!
What was that?
What the...
I thought it was on fast forward!
Your dance partner is me, it's me.
Was that not enough?
That wasn't everything.
Cue the music.
Impressive, Lee Daehwi!
Will you be my dance partner?
What was that all about?
Hey!
- What was that? / - Hey.
See that?
These days, girls like younger guys like me.
I'm the true younger guy!
What the...
I'm 3 years old.
Buy me a meal.
- So scary! / - Buy me some soju.
Avoid him.
Daehwi, buy me some pork spine stew.
Buy me pork spine stew, Daehwi.
Hey, hey!
How are you a younger guy?
You just make people...
Angry! Angry! Angry!
Sunhae,
you decide who your
true dance partner is.
Is it time for me to pick now?
Now...
Hit them...
Hit them hard.
I'll pick who I like the least.
Last place first.
1, 2, 3.
I survived!
I survived...
- Next... / - I can't hear.
Is 3rd.
1, 2, 3.
How did I lose to this?
I lost to that!
Now, last is 2nd.
1, 2, 3!
(Devils)
Hello.
We live on people's misfortune.
We're the devils.
Devils!
These days, many people
don't park properly in parking lots.
Even today! Someone at KBS parking lot
parked their car like this.
They crossed the line!
Hold on. Is it one of you?
Raise your hand if this car is yours.
Raise your hand!
Of course you wouldn't raise your hand.
But I have a fun fact
for the person that owns this car.
I parked like this
next to your car!
You'll have to get in from the passenger's side!
I parked my car on the passenger's side!
Try to get in your car if you can.
I blocked the front of this car!
I put my engine brake on as well!
I left my number so try calling.
But it's on airplane mode!
We're the devils!
Whose car is this?
- Whose is it? / - Whose is it?
These days, many people are dieting.
Just because they want to wear a bikini
or have a six-pack,
they watch what they eat every day
and work out 2 to 3 hours at the gym!
But!
Those people should all stay tuned!
Listen to this.
Eat! Eat!
- Eat! Eat! / - You all should eat something!
What? You won't eat?
This won't do.
Guys!
Wow, that looks great!
Let's eat.
- I'm going to make a wrap. / - Yes!
There you go!
Yes! Eat it!
Eat!
- Good. / - That looks great.
Eat this fried chicken too.
Wow, fried chicken!
Yes!
Have these pork hocks too!
Wow, they sure can eat!
These "Delicious Guys!"
Eat up!
You all should eat too!
You won't eat?
This won't do.
Get out!
You still won't give in?
Then control your cravings, exercise a lot
and get a hot body.
Like these people.
Jo Yeonggu!
Jeong Junha!
They aged after they got fit!
We're rooting for you all
to successfully lose weight.
Top-quality Korean beef!
We're the devils!
You want some?
You want some? You want some?
Buy some then!
(Eunuchs)
Here comes the crown prince!
Head Eunuch!
Why do you keep calling me?
My father, the king, keeps making me
learn horse-riding and hunting!
You should be good at those things
to become a great monarch, Your Grace.
I know that!
I just wanted consolation!
Why don't you get me?
I'm sorry.
It's because I'm so easy on you.
You need to be punished.
Anything but that...
- Anything but that... / - Head eunuch.
You're taking a time out.
Sit!
Anything but that...
Hold your arms up.
Hold them up high!
You'd better stay like this until I get back.
Please hurry back.
Head eunuch.
What are you thinking about?
About beating the snot out of that kid.
I'm 44 years old.
A time out?
If I wasn't a eunuch,
I'd have a kid that age!
Calm down, sir.
Sir, how about we eliminate the crown prince
who's a thorn at your side?
If we get rid of the crown prince...
This throne...
Will become mine.
That's right!
A eunuch becoming king?
Why are you laughing?
How dare a eunuch try to kill the king?
Then if a eunuch like me can't be king,
what am I supposed to do?
Make the crown prince your boyfriend.
If the crown prince become my boyfriend,
I'll become the queen.
That means
I'll get to ride a sedan chair
with a designer fan.
I'll be the best.
You'll look like this.
So pretty.
I got a bit worked up.
So anyway...
Eunuch Song, you're a former general.
How did you become a eunuch?
It was when Japan invaded our seas.
I swam to the Japanese ship,
secretly climbed aboard
and took the enemy general's head...
On my swim back to tell everyone the news,
a white shark...
I bet that really hurt.
It's a miracle I survived.
Since you survived,
you can serve the queen.
Great queen.
- I'm not the queen yet. / - Great queen.
- Not yet... / - Great queen.
You should try to seduce the crown prince.
Do you think the crown prince will like me?
Try to seduce him.
Head eunuch!
You can stand up now.
Thank you.
So what did you think of during your time out?
I was thinking of you, Your Grace.
I told you to reflect. Don't be ridiculous!
Gross!
Get away!
So gross...
Sir... Sir!
It looks like the crown prince isn't into me.
Sir.
I saw last night.
Eunuch Ryu was exercising his lower body.
Men exercise their lower body.
He's been exercising hard!
He has the calves of a horse.
That might make you a real man.
It wasn't me, sir!
If it wasn't you, let me see your legs!
Ta-da.
You look so pretty!
Where did you buy these?
I bought these on the streets for $5.
- You got a good deal. / - You fools! What is this?
What are you doing?
Why are you so angry?
I paid $10 for mine!
You got yours for $5 cheaper!
I'm so jealous!
Take those off now.
I'm the prettiest!
I'll become the prettiest queen!
Great queen!
You're wise like fishnet stockings.
(The Girl That Used to be Pretty)
Today is finally the day
I get to meet my crush Sora
after 3 years.
Do you remember?
How we were 3 years ago...
Hi, Sora.
Hi, Seonguk.
She's so pretty.
I can't believe someone so pretty is in front of me.
Let's sit, Sora.
Yeah.
Are you hungry?
Yeah, I'm hungry.
What do you want to get?
Sora wants steak.
She's so pretty.
So pretty.
We'd like some steaks and wine.
Sure.
Thank you.
Here are your steaks and wine.
- Let's eat. / - Yeah.
She's so pretty.
So bitter.
So pretty.
Sora went to the U.S. 3 years ago to study abroad.
She was so pretty and lovely.
I bet she's still pretty and lovely.
Seonguk.
Sora!
No...
Seonguk!
Who are you, ma'am?
Who do you think? It's Sora.
Gosh...
I can't believe it.
What happened to you
over the 3 years you were abroad?
Nobody can stop time!
- Let's sit down. / - Yeah.
Gosh...
Sora...
Why are we at this Namdo restaurant?
Oh...
The mustard leaf kimchi here is delicious.
It's seasoned just right.
I could have 3 bottles of soju with just that.
Goodness gracious...
I'm salivating.
Right?
Oh, yeah...
I'd like to order.
You don't know anything!
Hold on.
Gosh...
I'll bring it out.
Gosh...
Seeing this soju puts me in a good mood.
Have a shot.
Good.
This sure looks good.
Seonguk...
The mustard leaf kimchi here is delicious.
Try a bite.
Sora...
Did you really study abroad in the U.S.?
- Huh? / - You seem like a fisherman.
Gosh...
You weren't like this in the past.
You were pure and had fair skin.
What happened to that Sora?
I have a bad liver.
This is jaundice.
My face looks a bit yellow, doesn't it?
I'll just drink this and stop drinking.
Let's drink.
Your hand is trembling.
Hurry and drink up!
This makes me feel alive again.
Goodness gracious!
Seonguk, just a moment.
Where are you going, Sora?
I'm going to take a leak, fool.
Why did Sora change so much?
The Sora from 3 years ago...
I bet you'll be lonely in the U.S. for 3 years.
Yeah... I'm worried.
Oh! I love this song.
- You know this, right? / - Yeah.
♪ California ♪
She's so pretty.
So pretty.
♪ Fornia, Fornia ♪
How nice.
Sora, we're just friends, right?
What are you talking about?
Sorry, Sora.
I wasn't trying to pressure you.
You dummy.
Gosh!
That felt good.
That's how you were 3 years ago!
Everyone ages over time!
Have a seat.
Seonguk.
Do you live alone?
Yeah...
Want me to bring you some kimchi?
Oh, stop it.
How about this, Sora?
Listen to this.
What?
Gosh...
You loved this song.
That's right.
You were really good at singing too.
I used to be really into music.
Perhaps that's why...
I started music again.
Where? Hongdae?
No, the fish market.
Fish market?
Yeah, I perform every day at 6.
By yourself?
No... With a monkey.
Come see me next time.
And buy some stuff there.
Why would you perform with a monkey after...
- Studying in the U.S.? / - Gosh...
Hey, don't fall in love with me.
I'll just give you a little taste.
Turn the music on.
Sora...
The halibut is fresh!
Please go back to how you were 3 years ago!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
I will show you an amazing trick
where my hand will pass through
a person's body.
Magician Lee Seongdong.
Bring me a rose.
Yes.
He brought one.
People...
Look at me.
Abracadabra!
That hurts, boss.
This is work so just endure it.
Yes, boss.
Here I go.
I got the rose.
Good work.
Thanks, boss.
Now I'll give this rose
to someone in the audience.
Here you go.
That'll be $10.
Now, I'll try this amazing trick
with someone in the audience.
Is there anyone here with a kid in school?
Student parents.
So then...
I'll pick this person here.
- Please stand up. / - Okay.
Don't be nervous.
You're very stiff.
Face forward.
Now my hand will pass through you.
Abracadabra!
What is this?
Amazing, right?
- Applause! / - Applause!
Now...
This is today's highlight.
I'll show you a magic trick using a TV.
Keep your eyes on the TV behind me.
Turn the TV on.
Hey, are you eating apples by yourself?
I'm sorry, boss.
I have one for you too.
Here you go, boss.
I don't want this.
That was no fun.
Let's watch something else.
Hello, I'm Yoon Jisung of Wanna One.
I'm a big fan of Pigeon Magic Troupe.
I'd love to be on the skit one day.
Young man, step forward.
Get out here.
(Yoon Jisung of Wanna One)
Please introduce yourself.
Hello, I'm Yoon Jisung of Wanna One.
Big round of applause.
You're very popular.
Now I'll use hypnosis...
And turn Jisung into my puppet.
- You're not going to hypnotize... / - Abracadabra!
Now you'll show us an amazing dance.
Abracadabra!
Hold on, hold on.
That dance didn't suit Gag Concert at all.
Let's see a different dance.
Abracadabra!
Now...
We'll turn Jisung into Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Abracadabra!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
The trick I'll show you today
can read people's minds.
You, in the pink shirt.
Can you stand up?
On the sketchbook...
You can write any animal that you know.
Write down the name of an animal
and show the people behind you but not us.
And Jisung will guess what it is.
- Don't look. No Looking. / - Of course not.
Are you done writing?
(Iguana)
This, this.
Ignite...
Ignore...
Iguana...
That's not how it goes...
- What could it be? / - That didn't sound right.
I know.
Answer.
Iguana?
- Applause! / - Applause!
(We Need to Talk 1987)
Gosh...
- Is anyone there? / - Salute!
- Hello, sir! / - Goodness!
Hey, Bongseon.
It's Sejin.
What brings you here?
What do you mean?
We're here to visit Daehui.
- I brought fried chicken. Come join us. / - Yeah.
But Daehui is out on leave.
Leave?
If he left this morning,
we must've missed him.
- We should rush home. / - Let's go.
No, it's not like that.
He went on leave 3 days ago.
- 3 days? / - Yeah.
But he didn't come home.
I didn't hear anything either.
That brat Daehui...
He went somewhere else on his leave?
Wait until I get my hands on him...
Calm down, sir.
It happens.
There was probably a reason.
Gosh... You're so understanding, Bongseon.
- Sejin. / - Yeah?
Let me borrow that gun for a day.
Hurry up.
Come on.
Sergeant Song!
I've been on leave for 3 days
and you're not letting me go home.
How could you do this to me?
Hey, just go on one blind date with my little sister.
I told you that I have a girlfriend, sir.
Hey, you'll regret it if you miss out on my sister.
She's super popular.
I'm still against this.
I never said to marry her. Just meet her once!
I will never do anything
to embarrass my girlfriend!
You want life in the army to be miserable?
Get on all fours.
I'll just meet her once.
Yeah.
You'll let me go home if I see her once?
Yeah, alright.
She should be here soon.
Byeongcheol, I'm here!
Hello.
Hey.
My little sister fell for you when she saw you on stage.
Stop it!
She dreams of you every night.
Stop it!
Corporal Kim Daehui.
I'll just call you Daehui now.
Stop it!
You two should talk.
I'll get out of here.
Don't go!
And I'll tell mom you won't be home tonight.
Okay.
Have a seat, Daehui.
You look a lot better here
than you did on post.
Thank you.
I'm sorry but I have a girlfriend.
I know that. I heard.
I just asked my brother for a favor
because I wanted to eat out.
And...
Just because there's a goalie,
doesn't mean I can't score.
I love my girlfriend very much.
Now I'm getting competitive.
What kind of person is your girlfriend?
My girlfriend...
Is a person.
I get that a lot too.
What made you fall for her?
She's a bit of a ditz.
Last time, she was cleaning out my ears
and said,
"Daehui, even your reardrum looks so pretty."
What?
That's not being a ditz.
She's just ignorant.
What's a reardrum?
It's a Fallopian tube.
Daehui, let me see your Fallopian tube too.
Why are you doing this?
So fussy...
What's your girlfriend like?
She's very cute.
What a relief.
She's not like me.
As you can see...
I'm sexy.
Hold on... What's all this coming off my hair?
Daehui!
Bongseon!
What's going on here?
And who is this woman?
It's not like that...
Hold it.
Is this the girlfriend you were talking about?
Yes! I'm Daehui's girlfriend!
No wonder he fell for you.
No wonder you almost seduced him.
I'm a girl and I think you're pretty.
Look who's talking.
What are they babbling about?
Hold it.
Corporal Kim Daehui.
I didn't know you were a scumbag.
I told you that I have a girlfriend!
You said you have a girlfriend.
You didn't say she was pregnant!
You scumbag!
She isn't pregnant... She has a gut...
And another thing!
Just because you're my superior's little sister!
This is power harassment!
What? How dare you?
Go away or I will!
What's wrong with her?
Bongseon.
It wasn't like that.
You're smiling?
How dare you smile?
Want me to rip your mouth open?
Save me! Save me!
Don't kill me...
(Ugly Inside)
Honey, I'm here.
Yumi!
I'm your cat.
- ♪ I walk like a cat ♪ / - How cute.
Meow.
Show me your pretty face.
How cute!
- Yumi. / - Yeah?
I have something to tell you.
What is it?
My face keeps changing.
What?
But will you still love me?
What is this all about?
Of course. How much could your face change?
Let's promise then.
I promise.
I love you, Yumi.
Oh, right.
Did you finish packing for our trip?
- I finished packing. / - Yeah?
But I think I packed too much.
- Gosh, let me. / - It's so heavy.
Let me handle this.
I've been working out.
- Muscles... You're so manly. / - Feel them.
- Let me see here. / - Stop it.
- Stop it. / - Let me see.
Stop it. Stop it.
Stop it.
That tickles!
That tickles! Stop it!
Who are you?
It's me.
Byeongcheol.
♪ I walk like a cat ♪
Meow!
Be thankful that firearms are illegal in Korea.
How are you Byeongcheol?
I'm Byeongcheol.
Do you have proof?
Then I'll ask you something only he knows.
He gave me a gift saying that I needed it.
What is it? 1, 2, 3.
- Mouth wash! / - Precisely!
You won't get this one.
I have a drinking habit. What is it?
1, 2, 3.
You call your ex-boyfriend!
Precisely!
Our flight is coming up soon.
I don't like this but we should go on our trip.
Do you have your passport?
Sure.
- The passport into your heart. / - Stop it.
- I'm landing! / - Stop it, stop it.
Stop it.
My implants!
You're not allowed to land.
You're banned forever.
Get out.
Get out!
- Get out! / - Ow, my implants...
Honey!
Is this what you were talking about?
Yeah, Yumi. I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry, Yumi.
Yumi...
I bought matching shirts to wear on our trip.
Ta-da.
I'll go try it on.
Hold on. What if your face changes again?
Even they're worried.
It won't change.
- Really? / - How can I change here?
I'll talk to you as I get changed.
Alright.
I'll change fast.
Yumi, I'm getting changed.
Keep talking.
- Okay. / - I'm nervous.
Did your face change?
Sorry!
- Yumi! Stop joking around. / - Sorry.
Honey, you didn't change faces, did you?
What's taking so long to change shirts?
It's a bit tight...
Get in there! Get in there!
Stay in there forever.
Yumi.
Yumi, I think I'm back to normal.
What a relief! Come on out.
You keep getting texts. Come out and check.
Come on.
Get in there!
I got blue paint on me.
How many people does he change into?
This is so chaotic!
Yumi, open up.
What the...
- Who is everyone screaming for? / - Open up, Yumi.
I like the sound of his voice.
He doesn't look too bad from behind.
Can you please turn around?
Ta-da!
- Doesn't it look good on me? / - Ha Sungwoon?
Ha Sungwoon of Wanna One?
I was Korea's producer!
Ha Sungwoon! Ha Sungwoon!
I'm not Ha Sungwoon. I'm Byeongcheol.
I don't care. You're mine.
You're mine!
- I am Byeongcheol. / - Really?
♪ I walk like a cat ♪ Meow.
- Make a pretty face. / - Meow.
Gosh! It's really him! It's my lucky day.
I thought Ha Sungwoon the singer was here
to sing, dance and promote himself.
- Why would I dance here? / - Really?
If you sing or dance you have to marry me.
Promise me. Promise me.
Hurry and promise me.
You promised!
And sign here.
And stamp. Okay.
♪ The star tonight ♪
It's Byeongcheol.
So you didn't fall for it.
I want to listen to some music.
Cue the music.
I don't know this song.
What is this song?
- You know this song, right? / - No.
- You don't know? / - I don't know.
Why don't you know this song?
It's Wanna One's "Boomerang."
- Oh, really? / - Is this how the dance goes?
- Is this how it goes? / - That's not how it goes.
How does it go?
How does the dance go?
Not like that...
- How does it go? / - It doesn't go like that.
You can do that dance at our wedding.
- Let's go. / - I can't marry you.
- What? Why not? / - I can't marry you.
- You're around my mom's age. / - What?
How could you say that?
You're so cruel. Let's break up.
- I'm mad now. / - Hold on!
That was pretty cute.
Fine. I won't go.
Honey, did you always have such sexy lips?
- Come here. / - No, no.
Why not?
Why won't you kiss me?
- Mom! / - Come here.
- Stop it, mom! / - Come here.
You look so serious.
Why so serious?
- His lips! / - I'm your cat.
Don't... Don't...
♪ I walk like a cat ♪ Right to you!
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is a GPS.
We'll bring the developer and CEO
and talk with you all.
Mr. CEO!
Hello.
Hello. GPS.
That's right.
CEO Yoo Minsang put his entire life
into studying GPS.
He's like a GPS himself.
He has a Gross Pig's Stomach.
Pig stomach, pig stomach.
Pig stomach!
Stop it!
What's your problem?
Yoo Minsang's GPS
was made to treat every driver like family.
I'll show you how considerate it is to drivers.
- Is your seat belt fastened? / - That's important.
Did you check your side view mirrors?
- Did you clean your room? / - What?
Are you wearing clean underwear?
When will you get married?
Are you going to continue living like this?
Hold on.
Why is this thing nagging so much?
It's all for your own good.
Let's turn this off.
What's with this thing?
Don't you all want one?
Please call now.
The number is 02-9189-9406...
2729-7729...
He takes a beating here and there...
Women reject him...
Please call now.
I should practice.
Hel... Hello, this is Mo-Momentary...
Look at that.
Watch when he gets a call.
He's going to fumble over the words.
Geez...
Hello.
This is Momentary Home Shopping.
How may I help you?
Very nice.
- See that? / - Why would you hang up?
Why'd you hang up, fool?
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
I just washed my face. Why is it so oily?
Geez, you should've washed it better.
You need to use this new foaming cleanser.
Oh!
Clean, clear and confident!
Yoo Minsang's GPS.
Hold on, how is that relevant?
How is that related to a GPS?
What was that?
Our product will also give you
a shorter route to the same address
compared to competing brands.
That's very important.
This is Yeouido.
It takes over 30 minutes to Jongno, right?
It'll take longer with traffic.
We'll look up the route on our product.
Starting your route.
Look at the screen.
The estimated time is 3 minutes.
How does it take only 3 minutes to there?
Oh, the route... It's going through the buildings.
It just smashes through everything.
That's why it's surprising.
That's not all. Yoo Minsang's GPS
also has a voice-recognition function.
- Can I explain that? / - Sure.
People, I finally did it.
I added a girlfriend function.
Want to hear?
Honey, tell me the destination.
Let's go to my place.
No, I'm not going to your place.
That's not what I meant.
Let's go to my place.
Honey, is this why you're dating me?
- What? / - Let's break up.
Hold it! What's wrong with this thing?
Geez... Every time...
What are you talking about?
Please call now.
- Hey, you. / - Yes?
If you pick up the phone properly this time,
I'll give you an incentive bonus.
- Really? / - 10%. How does that sound?
Agreed?
Hold on, I'm in the middle of something important.
- Agreed. / - Get lost. Get out of here!
We'll cut to a quick commercial break.
So hot...
♪ Since it's summer, have some iced coffee ♪
♪ Iced coffee for the summer ♪
- ♪ Iced ♪ / - ♪ Iced ♪
♪ Iced coffee ♪
Yoo Minsang's GPS.
Let me get that coffee so I can dump it on you.
I'll dump it on you! Give it here!
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's pork barbecue.
- What are you talking about? / - It's the best!
Geez!
(Decline)
2, 3.
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- Surprise! / - Surprise...
Have a seat.
- Hold on... / - What is this?
- What's going on? / - This is really a surprise.
Dad, Taehun's business went bankrupt
so our wealth is declining.
It seems to decline all the time.
We'll be back on our feet eventually.
Are you all okay?
Dad... I feel like I'm going to die.
Dad, I feel like I'm going to die.
Dad, I feel like I'll see you soon.
Father, blow out the candles for your birthday.
- Yes. / - Let me light these.
- Yes, mom. / - Just wait.
- There. / - That hurt.
I got this.
- I'll light these. / - Hurry.
Light them fast, mom.
I lit one. Hold on.
Why are there so many candles?
- Gosh... / - Minkyoung, no more birthday hits.
We should have a drink on a day like today.
Get what you prepared for dad.
- Father. / - Yeah.
I prepared some healthy blackberry wine.
- Good. / - Blackberry wine.
- Just hold on. / - Hurry.
So we were hurting because of mom.
Dad, we should drink on a day like today.
- Yeah. / - Father...
Father, I made some delicious blackberry wine.
She made it herself, dad.
It should be delicious, grandpa.
Have a drink.
- Have a drink. / - Pour him a drink, mom.
Pour it here.
- Dear... / - Here, father.
- Here, father. / - Hurry and pour.
Mom...
Mom!
Minkyoung.
Why did you pour it on yourself?
You shouldn't drink what's good for the body.
Share it with your skin.
Dear, get back up here.
Hurry!
We have to finish the birthday party.
Is it my birthday? Well?
Nobody ever does anything on my birthday.
Forget this. I'm leaving this family.
- Then we'll eat the cake. / - Yes.
No!
That's my cake.
- Don't touch it. / - I didn't.
It's mine.
Hold on...
I've got you, mom.
Grab me!
- I'm going to have my cake first. / - Mom...
- It's my cake... / - I was just...
Goodness... Gosh...
When mom was running up,
I thought she was an African water buffalo.
Grandpa.
Ta-da.
Here, dad.
- Thanks. / - Open it, dad.
What is this?
- They're pants. Thanks. / - Grandpa.
Try them on.
- Huh? / - I need to exchange them if they don't fit.
Alright, then you boys help me.
Mom, hold on...
- Mom, your body... / - I want to move too.
Your body is soaked so you feel heavier.
Hold on...
Who made me drink?
I'm good at balancing because I'm young.
Go up, father.
- Hold on... / - Dad...
Goodness...
Try it on, dad.
Here I go.
Come on, dad.
- Come on, grandpa. / - Come on, dad.
That's it!
Dad, how are they?
- Perfect fit! / - What a relief.
- Dad. / - Yeah.
I didn't get you a gift.
But we should take a family photo.
- Yes. / - I called a photographer.
- Hello. / - Hello.
Welcome.
Hello there.
I'll take your photo.
- Come on up. / - The interior here is unique.
Take it from here.
- Alright. / - Take it from here.
Here I go.
- Let's try to look nice. / - Here I go.
Don't move. Don't move.
- We didn't move. / - Don't move...
- What are you doing? / - What was that?
What are you doing? Take our photo.
Why would you move?
Alright.
Here I go.
- Go up here. / - You have to get up here.
Hold on.
Why did you go inside someone else's house?
Up to here.
I can't take this photo. I'm leaving.
Then don't take it!
Don't take it?
Then I'll take the photo!
I'm going to borrow this, sir.
- Hurry and take the photo. / - Hurry.
Yes, right here.
There!
- You did it. / - Here I go.
Hurry and take it.
- Hurry. / - Hold on.
Hold on.
I'll take the photo.
But the thing is... The house is a bit dark
so we need better lighting.
Do you have a reflector?
You brought one.
Hold on.
- Mom! / - Where are you going?
- Mom. / - Dear.
You bring it since you're down there, mom.
Bring the reflector.
- I'll... / - You bring it, mom.
This is different from the script.
Take it. Take it.
My arm is killing me!
You got it now.
He has it.
Catch. Catch it.
You need to get up here for us to continue, mom.
I need to get up there.
Let me warm up.
She's like a bull.
- A bull. / - Here I come.
- Here I come. / - Is this Cheongdo?
- Grab me! / - Got you.
- Come up here. / - Mom, grab my hand.
- Grab my hand. / - That's it.
It's slippery.
- Alright. There. / - You're good.
So scary. Hurry up here and take the photo.
Oh, the camera.
Thank you!
Here I go!
- There! / - Grab me.
Take the photo!
- Here? / - Just take it!
- You're supposed to be here. / - Make it a selfie!
I'm taking it.
Hold on.
Why would you be in our family photo?
Yeah.
Sir, I'm your lost son!
Get up there and take the photo.
Stop joking around and get up there.
- Grab that. / - Grab it.
I got it.
Let's take the photo.
You're going to take it like that?
- Then help me. / - How?
- Save me. Alright? / - Sure.
Okay.
1, 2, 3.
(YOLO Inn)
Dear.
Why did you call for me?
There are a lot of bad people
in our neighborhood these days.
You need to learn self-defense
to protect yourself at night.
Why would I learn self-defense at my age?
Because you're still pretty!
Oh, stop it.
Fine, teach me some self-defense.
Alright.
You're walking along at night...
- And I'll be a bad person. / - Alright.
I suddenly grab you from behind!
What now?
That's enough.
Is this what I should do?
That's plenty.
- Really? That was good? / - You don't need to learn.
My hand hurts.
- Grandpa! / - Grandpa!
It's Deulle and Dallae.
Grandpa, I'm going to a fan meeting today!
You're a fan of Wanna One?
No, I'm a fan of Baek Ilseop!
Isn't Ilseop adorable?
He's such a cute guy!
You think Ilseop is cute?
What are you talking about? Wanna One is the best!
If I was a bit younger, I'd date Wanna One.
See? She's a big dreamer!
Act your age!
Why are you kids here?
Grandpa, if you get one question right,
you get a red ginseng set!
- Just one question? / - It costs $1 to play.
- Here. / - Thank you.
Give me the question.
Here it is.
What are these chips called?
Oh, that's easy.
Shrimp...
I can't say the brand name on TV.
Pass.
Next question.
List these Wanna One members
from ugliest to most handsome.
List the Wanna One members from ugliest...
I feel like I'll disappear if I say that.
Don't say it.
Then we have a question you'll really like.
Ta-da!
What's your favorite game, grandpa?
Answer.
Pass... Pass.
See? He's a chicken!
You're a chicken!
- You brats! My dollar! / - Let's go!
That last one was easy. Why didn't you answer?
How was that easy?
Dear, you wanted an iced latte today.
Yes, I'd like something sweet.
I have some here.
- Thank you. / - Enjoy.
I should clean my ears.
This coffee is too weak.
What's this?
- Hold on. / - I have no spoon.
Use this to scoop it.
This looks just like a spoon and works just fine.
What's this?
An iced latte.
More like iced earwax.
Don't be ridiculous. Just drink it.
Is it supposed to be pulpy?
- Down it all, down it all. / - Something's floating.
- Down the hatch. / - Alright, alright!
Any volunteers?
Don't be ridiculous.
Don't say that.
- Just half. / - Alright, just drink half.
Okbun, you wanted young radish noodles.
- I did... / - I made some.
This looks good.
Let's share.
Why do my toes itch?
Washing your feet in vinegar is good for that.
Does that remedy even work?
It does.
It's a folk remedy but it works great.
Dear, the noodles are too bland.
Then just add vinegar.
Hold on!
Add some vinegar.
Wow... What's this?
Young radish noodles.
- More like foot noodles. / - No.
They're young radish noodles.
- You're so disgusting. / - I had to eat yours!
I had to eat yours!
- Sir! / - Hello.
- We're back again! / - Oh, yeah?
Hey! Noodles and latte! My favorite!
No, no...
You need a latte after some noodles!
- You're the worst, honey! / - Why?
You never share any of the good stuff!
Is he insane?
- I'm sorry! / - Gosh!
- Thank you, sir! / - Thank you.
Eat the rest.
Mr. Kim!
What's this?
I caught some bullfrogs in the rice paddy.
- Bullfrogs. / - Bullfrogs?
Hold on... Hold on...
Get them.
Honey, I think I have something on my lip.
Let me see.
Gosh, you have such pretty lips, Seunghye.
Come on...
It's been a while. How about a kiss?
You're crazy!
What if someone sees?
Come on. It's just us here.
- Seunghye. / - Yeah?
The old man has been caught by a frog!
- Don't be ridiculous. / - For real.
Seunghye, did you bring a swimming suit
to wear to the hot spring tomorrow?
Yeah, want to see it?
That's so revealing!
Dear, what are you doing?
Doing the alien dance!
(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Have a seat.
Gukja, you cut class yesterday, didn't you?
Bring your mother to school tomorrow.
What did you just say?
- What the... / - What is it?
Hello.
I'm Gukja, the pride of Korean literature.
Alright, Gukja.
Teacher, what did you just say earlier?
To bring your mother in.
Did you know?
Mother is an abbreviation.
What is that an abbreviation of?
Mo...
When mothers get angry...
Ther...
They're like Don Lee.
Fathers are scary when they get angry too.
Father is an abbreviation too.
What is it short for? Fa...
Son, why are you coming in at this hour?
Ther...
Get the baseball bat.
He talks so quietly.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
- Sister is an abbreviation too. / - For what?
Sis...
Who... Who are you?
Ter...
I washed my face.
Oh, you didn't recognize her.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
Uncle is an abbreviation too.
What's it short for? Un...
Uncle, are you happy to be married?
Cle...
I was happier as a bachelor!
Teacher, auntie is an abbreviation too.
Short for what? Aun...
Auntie, aren't you getting married?
Tie...
I can't!
We're supposed to get a new student today.
A new student...
Wow!
Who are you?
I'm the icon of living boldly.
I'm Sara!
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
I believe everyone has a right to live boldly.
Of course.
When you talk about your ideal type,
don't be cautious and just say it boldly.
What kind of girl do you want to marry?
A cute and sexy girl.
A pretty girl that treats me to meals.
You must mean me!
What the...
I have no intention of marrying you boys.
- I had no intention of marrying... / - Wrap slap!
- Stop stealing my food. / - Wrap slap!
What are you doing?
What kind of makeup do you boys like on a girl?
Refreshing looking makeup.
Innocent clear makeup.
It's such a hassle to apply makeup
and a hassle to remove it.
Girls! For my skin...
Let's all live without makeup!
What the...
- Geez! / - Wrap slap!
- I don't see a big difference. / - Wrap slap!
A slap with wraps.
Gosh... Alright...
Alright...
It's good to see how bold you are.
Aren't I pretty?
- You're just bold. / - Wrap slap for your mouth!
I'm sorry.
Be more bold about your wrap slap.
- Wrap slap. / - That wasn't bold.
Next is Wu Eongjae!
♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪
Teacher, I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
I'm Wu Eongjae.
Where is he always pointing at?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When you go to a baseball game with your family ♪
♪ And the kiss cam lands on your parents ♪
♪ But then my parents kissed in front of ♪
♪ All those people and seemed so cool ♪
♪ My dad said after the kiss ♪
♪ It's been 16 years, dear ♪
What? 16 years?
♪ My mom was in a good mood and said ♪
♪ You might get a little brother, son ♪
What are you talking about?
♪ What my dad needs is two bags ♪
♪ Of backpacks to leave home ♪
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When all the comedians are buzzing ♪
♪ Because Wanna One is the guest today ♪
♪ But then Kim Junho said that ♪
♪ We're celebrities too and that ♪
♪ We should stay classy ♪
♪ As soon as Wanna One showed up Junho said ♪
♪ Let me get your numbers ♪
♪ As soon as he got their numbers, Junho said ♪
♪ I'm going to call every day ♪
♪ Wanna One needs two bags ♪
♪ Of spam-blocking apps ♪
- Go sit down. / - ♪ I'll be back, back, back again ♪
I asked Wanna One too.
We're supposed to get another new student.
It's okay.
What the...
What is this?
What the...
You're good at singing. Who are you?
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How will you fill-in for G-Dragon?
I'm going to manage his
coffee shop in Jeju-do.
I'll make that place amazing.
How will you make it amazing?
When a customer shows...
Are you going to order?
Do you want whipped cream?
But you'll gain weight.
You'll totally gain weight.
You shouldn't take orders like that.
While G-Dragon is in the army...
- I'm going to make it a trend. / - Make what?
It'll be amazing.
What will you make a trend?
This cup holder will become my bracelet.
And this take-out cup
will become my hat.
Isn't it amazing?
And this vibrating bell...
Will become my heart.
What is this? That's Iron Man.
Iron Man copied me.
This will totally become a trend.
- Like this! Like this! / - Wow, it's a trend!
This looks so cool.
- So fashionable. / - Is it already catching on?
Okay, now my heart will beat.
How?
What the...
What is this?
Why is he making that face?
That's enough.
Alright, I'll go sit down.
I'll totally miss you all.
Alright then.
Next is Mix Sejin!
Put your hands up in the air!
Put your hands up! Put your hands up!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher!
I mix everything.
- I'm DJ Mix Sejin. / - Nice to meet you.
I'd like to offer you my greeting. What's up, man!
What was that?
I mixed formal speaking and hip hop slang!
Teacher, I've become interested in my health.
Centipede wine is supposed to be good for you.
So I got some centipede and kaoliang.
I mixed those two together!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Centipede!
Kaoliang!
Kaoliang! Centipede!
Kao-pede!
It's good for you! Kao-pede!
Everyone!
Kao-pede!
That was exciting.
Teacher, would you like some healthy kao-pede?
No thanks.
This has been DJ Mix Sejin!
Alright, good work.
Who wants to talk next?
Who are you?
Hello, teacher.
I love Korea
and I respect Hangeul.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
I know about you.
You're the best in Korea at English jokes.
Teacher, I won't speak English.
I made a promise with Director Jeong.
- The director of Gag Concert? / - Yes.
That I would never use English again.
- For real? / - Yes.
Alright, I believe you.
Today, I'll talk about the foods that
Koreans enjoy at the movie theater.
They have grilled squid.
That's delicious.
- They enjoy carbonated beverages. / - Very nice.
And these salty corn puffs.
- Hold on. / - Corn puffs?
What are these called?
Salty corn puffs. SCP.
- Corn puffs. / - SCP.
You always eat this at the movie theater.
- There's a word for this. / - Corn puffs.
You know what this is.
Just say it.
- Hold it in. / - Don't act like you don't know.
No...
Keep it in!
It's coming out!
Popcorn!
P-O-P-C-O-R-N! Popcorn!
Caramel popcorn.
Onion and cheese popcorn.
Peanut butter white chocolate drizzle popcorn.
Such good pronunciation!
Spicy pork popcorn.
♪ Popcorn ♪
♪ I'm all out ♪
Director, I'm sorry.
I can't not speak English.
It's okay, Seongwon.
It's okay to say popcorn.
I won't speak English, teacher.
Alright, keep going.
Koreans enjoy making wraps when they eat.
Right.
They add meat to lettuce...
- And make meat wraps. / - That's delicious.
They also eat summer rolls
filled with various vegetables.
That stuff is good.
And they eat this meat-filled American wrap.
American wrap?
- Hold on. / - American wrap.
- What's that? / - An American wrap.
You go where this is sold
and ask for an American wrap?
I had one yesterday.
Come on. Everyone calls it something else.
American Wrap.
- It's an American wrap. / - Not that.
Just say it. It's okay.
What's wrong?
Just say it!
Calm down.
Keep it in.
Burger!
B-U-R-G-E-R! Burger!
Shrimp burger.
Sweet sauce barbecue burger.
Double cheese tomato super deluxe burger.
Jang Burger, the emperor of the sea.
The drama, "Burger and Burger."
♪ Burger here, burger there ♪
Director, I'm sorry.
I can't not speak English.
Alright, go sit down.
- Alright, sir. See you next week. / - Okay.
- Bye-bye. / - Popcorn! Popcorn.
Please get in your seats.
The principal will be here soon.
Hello, sir.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
I'm growing flowers these days.
I can even talk to flowers now.
You can talk to flowers?
- Shall I show you? / - Yes.
- Flower. / - Flower...
Yes, what was that?
You rascal!
What did the flower say?
People come first.
People can't talk to flowers.
Dear.
Do you know what my favorite flower is?
A chicken skewer.
- I love you. / - I love you.
I declare...
It's the best season for spring cleaning.
There are many things to do
when you clean.
First, sepawating and wecycwing your twash.
Separating and recycling your trash.
Cweaning your mattwess with a steam
vacuum cweaner to get wid of ticks.
Cleaning your mattress with a steam
vacuum cleaner to get rid of ticks.
Lastly...
Spwaying your bathwoom down with disinfectant
and scwubbing and wiping down
evewy single corner!
Lastly...
Spraying your bathroom down with disinfectant
and scrubbing and wiping down...
♪ Every single corner ♪
- Dear. / - Yes?
Throw out the food waste at home today.
We don't get food waste in our home.
- I love you. / - I love you.
Do any of you students have any concerns?
- Me. / - Me.
My love.
I have a question as Lee Suji.
I usually play a lot of middle-aged women.
Maybe it's because of the way I laugh.
People tend to see me as older than I actually am.
That's a concern for me.
How do you laugh in your middle-aged roles?
Then how do you normally laugh?
Suji, you can stop if it's too hard.
This is her true self.
I hope you all can laugh a lot this week too.
Hahaha!